A husband and wife are eating breakfast.
The wife says, "I had a dream last night. I was at an auction, and they were auctioning penises. Nice-sized ones were going for $25, big ones were going for $50, and spectacular ones were going for $100."
The husband says, "Is that right? How much did one like mine go for?"
And the wife says, "50 cents!"
So the husband says, "You know, I also had a dream about an auction. In my dream they were auctioning vaginas. Okay ones were going for $25, pretty tight ones were going for $50, and really tight ones were going for $100."
The wife says, "Oh yeah? How much did one like mine go for?"
And the husband says, "That`s where they held the auction." |
