What would you call a wreath made of 100 dollar bills?
Aretha Franklins.
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They don't fear spiders in the middle east?
Iraq no phobia.
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A man with a penis growing on his forehead visits the doctor, worried.
"Doctor, I have a penis growing on my forehead!"
The doctor examines the situation, sits the man down and asks, "Have you been to South America?"
"South America? No, not at all!"
The doctor responds, "You should go, they have stunning beaches and beautiful girls there.” Then asks again, “Or maybe you've visited Africa?"
"No, doctor, not Africa either!"
The doctor chuckles, "You should consider it, they have incredible wildlife. But have you been to Europe, perhaps?"
"No, not Europe either! Doctor, why are you asking about my travels? I have a penis on my forehead!"
The doctor grins and says, "Well, my friend, you better start traveling because once those balls cover your eyes, you won't see a damn thing!" |
