A man approaches the window of a movie theater with a duck on his shoulder, and asks for two tickets.
The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies, "Well, my pet duck, of course!"
The girl tells him that he can't take a duck into the theater, so he goes around the corner, and stuffs the duck into his pants. He returns to the window, buys his ticket and goes in.
Inside the theater, the duck starts to get hot and begins to squirm, so the man unzips his pants so the duck can stick its head out and watch the movie.
Sitting next to him are two older women. The one closest to the old guy nudges her companion and whispers, "Lucy, this man over here has just unzipped his pants and took his thing out!"
Her companion whispers back, "Oh, don't worry about it. If you've seen one, you've seen them all."
"I know, but this one's eating my popcorn!!" |
