He wants to show her how he managed to go a year without having sex with anybody else. "So how did you do it?" she asks.
"I trained my dick to respond to drill commands like so." He undoes his belt and drops his trousers. "Dick, ten-HUT!"
His penis springs straight up, erect and raring to go. "Dick, at ease!" His penis soon becomes flaccid. "Now you try!"
His wife tries it—"Dick, ten-HUT!", and his penis springs to life again.
"Dick, at ease!" The soldier's penis relaxes and softens. "Oh, we need to show the neighbors this!" The wife leaves and comes back with their neighbor, an attractive 20-something woman. His wife encourages her to try telling the soldier's penis to come to attention and stand at ease.
"Dick, attention!" the neighbor commands. The soldier's penis, as expected, hardens.
"Dick, at ease!" But his penis does not go down. "Dick, at ease!"
The soldier looks down at his penis, still erect. "Dick, at ease!"
But the military man's member refuses to go down, so he runs away into the bathroom. His wife follows him and sees him furiously masturbating.
"Honey, what are you doing?" she asks with a hint of worry in her voice.
The soldier replies, "He's not following my orders so I'm giving him a dishonorable discharge!"
--
Sven and Ole worked together and both were laid off, so off
they went to the unemployment office.
Asked his occupation, Ole said, "Panty stitcher; I sew the
elastic onto cotton panties." The clerk looked up panty
stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor, she gave
him $300 a week in unemployment pay.
Sven was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter," he replied.
Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Sven
$600 a week. When Ole found out, he was furious. He stormed
back into the unemployment office to find out why his friend
and coworker was collecting double his pay.
The clerk explained that panty stitchers were unskilled and
diesel fitters were skilled labor.
"What skill?" yelled Ole. "I sew the elastic on, and Sven
pulls on it and says, 'Yep, diesel fitter.'" |
