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Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only

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From: Tomato11/15/2023 12:34:53 PM
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I bought lettuce from a mama and papa store and guess what?

All the leaves are brown.



"I want you to have this,"

said the husband to his wife, handing her a gold bracelet with an engraved medallion. "It belonged to my mother."

"Oh honey, thank you!" she said, smiling and putting on the bracelet. "It's a beautiful bracelet and a beautiful gesture."

As she moved her arm around admiring it from various angles, her smile turned into a frown, and then a full-on glare.

She rounded on her husband, and yelled, "You asshole! It says "Do not resuscitate!"
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