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From: Tomato	12/26/2023 3:15:32 PM
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I play on a senior hockey team. The other night I got a geriatric - i.e. I scored 3 goals. — As a former pastry chef, I know that old age can really crepe up on you. — What grows 10X it's size when stimulated? the teacher asked her 6 year old students Mary raises her hands" That is not a question you ask first graders. I will tell the principal and she will get you fired". The teacher ignored her and turned to the rest of the class. " What grows 10X its size when stimulated?" "The pupils" Billy says. The teacher turned to Mary and said. There's 2 things I'd like to tell you 1. You have a dirty mind 2. You'll be very disappointed one day! — Two blondes are trapped in an elevator. They yell for hours, in the hopes someone will hear and come to their rescue. They take it in turns to scream for help. “Help!” “HELP!” “HELP!”. One blonde turns to the other and says “This isn’t working. Maybe we should try yelling simultaneously”? The other blonde agrees and the two then start shouting “SIMULTANEOUSLY!” “SIMULTANEOUSLY!”.

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