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Pastimes : The new NFL

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From: Carolyn1/7/2024 9:52:05 AM
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I got a kick out of this list, featured in today's Daily Mail. About guys. So here goes:

Our office straw poll came up with a list...

Men who...

  • Know their exact weight
  • Whistle
  • Take pictures with their car
  • Take selfies
  • Order a steak in a restaurant and then struggle to cut it
  • Shave their underarms
  • Drink white wine
  • Walk too slowly
  • Wear leather jackets
  • Like milky coffee
  • Mention astrology
  • Order diet versions of a drink
  • Split the bill
  • Use the menu on the chocolate box to pick a chocolate to eat
  • Order a dessert
  • Only wear baseball caps backwards
  • Read books about getting rich
  • Mansplain everything
  • Have short fingers
  • Have long nails
  • Always holiday in Spain
  • Make a noise when getting off a chair
  • Talk about their ex
  • Are overly touchy
  • Are addicted to porn
  • Have a weird laugh
  • Hold cutlery with an overhand grip
  • Trip when walking
  • Can't clap to a beat
  • Are sunburnt
  • Have feet that dangle out of the end of the bed
  • Push a pull door
  • Say 'can't wait' when you arrange something
  • Have a short neck
  • Eat breakfast Take baths
  • Don't read
  • Are picky eaters
  • Take off their necklace/chain before getting intimate
  • Run for the bus
  • Order cocktails
  • Have lone grey hairs in their beard
  • Wear Lycra
  • Press their legs together on public transport


  • Buy mints rather than chewing gum
  • Set more than two alarms for the morning
  • Drive at exactly the speed limit
  • Dance out of time to music
  • Smile with food in their teeth
  • Open food with the label upside down
  • Study religion at A-level
  • Don't have ice in the house
  • Buy a body wash that isn't Radox or Original Source
  • Use a straw
  • Play badminton/tennis
  • Have a navy blue bath mat
  • Have brown sheets
  • Don't have a minimum of two sets of sheets or towels
  • Don't swim
  • Use something as a fake microphone and sing
  • Have a reusable bag for groceries
  • Have fewer than four pillows
  • Have more than four pillows
  • Use 'x' or too many emojis
  • Have posters
  • Put a biro behind their ear
  • Take ages to get served at the bar
  • Say 'perfecto'
  • Apply Vaseline with their baby finger
  • Say 'lil' instead of 'little'
  • Can't find parking spots
  • Are rude to restaurant staff
  • Chew loudly with their mouth open
  • Are overly obsessed with video games
  • Don't wear socks with shoes
  • Talk about family wealth
  • Play the air guitar
  • Struggle to unhook a bra
  • Use excessive punctuation in texts
  • Leave a laundry pile in the bedroom
  • Don't tip
  • Run with a backpack on (or even worse if it's the kind with a water bottle built-in with a long plastic straw)
  • Coo over cats
  • Are oblivious to their bad breath
  • Over-style their hair
  • Order oatmeal/coconut/almond milk with coffee
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