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From: Tomato	1/15/2024 2:27:25 PM
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Three women are sitting in a cafe, talking about their husbands. "My husband is a miner," says Heather. "I like being in bed with him because he has an incredible shaft." "Mine is a dentist," says Linda. "I like being in bed with him because no one can drill like he can." "You're both lucky," says Martha. "My husband's a mailman." "What's wrong with that?" asks Heather. "Well," says Martha, "he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong slot.” — I named my baby goat Humphrey Bogart because he has a lopsided head. Ears looking askew, kid. — When I die, I really want the Dallas Cowboys to lower me into my grave. I want them to let me down one last time.

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