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From: Tomato1/23/2024 12:17:23 PM
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If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish,

would that would make Cheetah a fur coat?



A guy goes into an outpatient center for a procedure. Anesthesia, so his wife drives. Afterwards, he's sleeping, groggy and pretty much out of it. His wife talks to the doc and he tells her: your husband is very sick and might not make it. But his chances improve drastically if he has 3 hot meals a day and vigorous sex 5x/week.

At home the man regains his senses and asks his wife, "what did the doctor say?"

"He said you're gonna die.”



Two chorus girls were chatting between shows. One said to the other, "I've gone out with hundreds of men, but I haven't let one make love to me."

"Oh," said the other, "and which one was that?”
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