Roy was really fast at sex
Roy was so fast at sex, that when the Olympics added a sex category, his country entered him in the contest. The contenders had to have sex with as many people as they could in 30 minutes. Roy won first place.
At the awards ceremony, Roy took his place at the top of the podium along with the 2nd and 3rd place winners. Then it was announced that all the people the contenders had sex with were married. The crowd gasped, the judges gasped, the contenders gasped. All of them gasped, except Roy, who didn't seem to care at all.
As the judge gave him his award, he said into Roy's ear, "You're medaling in affairs that don't concern you.”
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In the ‘70s, on a boat packed with people fleeing Cuba, an elderly man is heard crying. People came to comfort him “Cheer up man, we’re free now!”
“It’s not that”, he sobbed “I’ve left my homeland in a hurry, please get me a flag so I can at least kiss Cuba goodbye”
They looked everywhere but couldn’t find one, then a young woman said “I don’t know if it can help you, I have it tattooed on my butt…”
The old man “Come to me my child, better than nothing” and tearfully, he kissed the flag for a while, then he asked “Can you please turn around, I want to say goodbye to Fidel too.”
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