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From: Tomato	3/2/2024 2:07:31 PM
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As man on his deathbed talks to his wife He says: 'I have a nagging question I'd love to have an answer to before I go. Will you answer truthfully?' She says: 'Anything you want, my love' He asks: 'How many other men have you had in your life?' She answers: 'I have only ever slept with a total of 8 men in my life' He says: 'Is that including me? So it's 7 and I'm the 8th?' She says: 'No, you're the 4th’ — One guy to the other One guy to the other: I bought a scale. Now I know how much my shit weights. Other guy: right, you measure yourself before and after taking a dump and then know the difference. First guy scratches his head: that should probably also work. — I went to a Japanese restaurant the other day and I didn't like their opinion on mushrooms. It was a shittake. — My play about pasta finally won an award! Unfortunately, I had to rig a Tony.

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