A Russian and an American were talking about Democracy.
The American said, "You don't understand Democracy."
The Russian said, "What do you mean? We got Trump elected.”
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At the end of the examination, the doctor said, "You appear to be in perfect health, but I noticed there are some abrasions on your knees and elbows. Any idea what those are?"
The woman said, "Those are rug burns, doctor."
"Rug burns? How did you get them?" asked the doctor.
The woman blushed and said, "From making love doggy-style."
The doctor said, "Surely you must know other positions for sex!"
The woman said, "Well, I do, doctor, but my Doberman doesn’t"
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9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
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