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Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only
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From: Tomato4/1/2024 1:37:09 PM
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It always irked my mother that her grocery store didn’t carry eggs in packages of six—just by the dozen.

Then one day, her wish came true. She walked into the grocery and found fresh eggs in cartons of six!

She was so excited, she bought two.

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I asked this Vietnamese restaurant owner whether "pho" was pronounced like "faux" or like "Fuh".

He told me to pho cough.

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Mom, grandpa hanged himself in the basement



"He What?!"

"April Fools! He hanged himself in the attic."

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