A man sees his physician
“D-d-doc”, he says, “I’ve had th-th-th-this stutter s-since I was s-s-sixteen years old. And n-n-now it begins to b-b-bother me”.
The doctor says, “I think it has to do with the size of your penis. Tell me, how hung are you?” “W-w-well”, says the guy, “it’s ab-b-bout a f-f-foot and a h-half”.
The doc replies: “I can fix it for you, but I’ll have to cut off your penis entirely. It can be fixed today if you want.” The guy is ecstatic and lets his penis be removed and indeed his stutter disappears!
After a couple of weeks, the guy gets buyers remorse and goes back to see his doctor. “Doc, I’m having regrets so can we please undo the surgery?”
Doc answers back “S-s-sorry, n-no take b-b-backs”.
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A man goes to a doctor and says "doctor doctor, I keep putting meat patties and relish between my bum cheeks, I think it's autism".
The doctor then says, "that's not autism that's Asperger's”.
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Did you hear about the ‘80s rock song requested to be played at the man’s funeral?
Don’t Stop Bereavin’
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