What's the difference between a bankrupt attorney and a pigeon ?
A pigeon can still make a deposit on a Mercedes.
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As he is bound in the middle of the camp, the chief comes up to him and says "in this land, we grant prisoners of war three days before they are executed. Each day, the prisoner can make one request and we will decide if we honor the request or not. What is your first request?" The cowboy thinks for a minute and asks to speak to his horse. The chief grants his request the cowboy whispers something into his horse's ear. The horse gallops off and returns a couple hours later with a beautiful blonde on its back. The chief shakes his head muttering, 'white man.' He shows them to a teepee and leaves. The next day the chief comes to the cowboy and asks "what is your second request?"
"I'd like to speak with my horse please."
And so, the horse is shown to the cowboy, who whispers into its ear. The horse leaves, only to return with a curvaceous brunette. Again, the chief let's them use a teepee. "White man, can only think of one thing" he says. The third day arrives. The chief asks "What is your final request?" The cowboy, visibly frustrated, demands to see his horse again. He grabs the horse's ear and whispers harshly into it "Now listen here you stupid animal!! Posse!! Posse!!”
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A girl comes home from school one day visibly upset. The mom asks “What’s wrong?”
Girl: “Today we learned that a baby comes out where a boy’s seed goes in.”
Mom: “Honey, what’s wrong w/ that? It’s a natural & beautiful thing.”
Girl: “I’m afraid it’s going to kick my teeth out!”
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A young lady is about to get married to a Greek man. Before marriage her mother warns you: "I need to warn you. Men are strange beings. They might ask you to put it in to where you are not supposed to put it. If that happens, just say no. This is for your own good.”
Couple of years go by, the marriage is happy, sex life is good, but the woman starts wondering. Out of curiosity she asks one day from him: "Would you ever like to put it where it is not supposed to be put?”
The Greek replies in shock: "No! Why, that could make you pregnant!" |
