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Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only
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From: Tomato4/24/2024 9:12:40 PM
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My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans.

I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but...look at what kids your age make in China!”

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There was a big chess tournament at a hotel with a big atrium. Many of the players were gathered in the atrium before the matches began. There was a lot of trash talking among the players, each trying to top the other with there accomplishments within the game and chess acumen. It was a clear case of chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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Where did the hippo go to learn about brain surgery?

The hippocampus.

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How do you call a mexican cheese vendor?

Quesadealer.

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If you own a skunk, you should not sell it while on a boat, better to hold on to it.



Because the skunk cost fall at sea.

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