speaking of taht, why not just go whole hog and instead of dropping bombs on the Overlord-o'-the-Desert, the stealth planes wait for a moonless night and then drop tons of those Adams (c) items on Baghdad. I mean tons of 'em: squirt rings, whoopie cushions, drip glasses, fly-in-the-ice-cube, the gum that snaps when you pull it out, fake doggie poo, the gum that makes your teeth turn black, X-Ray Specs, those cans of "caramel corn" that really have the springy deal inside that jumps out for a good laugh, and many cases of those little 'pop' thingies that pop when ya throw 'em. Just keep it up until the whole city is knee deep in party favors. Oh, my goodness.
My theory is (a) we save a very large amount of money on bombs, and (b) you can only stay serious for so long. |
