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Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only

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From: Tomato5/19/2024 2:46:12 PM
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A shepherd and his girlfriend are engaged in pillow talk after their first time. The girls asks the shepherd how experienced he is.

He starts counting and falls asleep.



A little girl asks her mom "Before I was born, did you want a little boy or a little girl?”.

That mom says "I just wanted a back rub”.



How do you circumcise a whale?

Send down four skin divers.



What's the difference between a blind hunter and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit.



What's the difference between (enter favorite hated celebrity or politician, e.g.Marjorie Taylor Greene) and the Panama Canal?

The Panama Canal is a busy ditch .



What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

A rooster clucks defiance.



A girl walks into a bar and asked the bartender for a double entendres.

He gave it to her.



What's the difference between your mom and and a Walrus?

One has a mustache and smells like fish. The other is a Walrus.
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