<OFF TOPIC>Angel, You forget,I've performed hundreds of autopsies, the best one was I was performing with a resident named Karla, we were on the Autopsy call....anyways this post had tobe performed and it was late in the day and we just wanted to cut & strut.
Karla agrees to the upper block (dissection, thoracic cavity) and I take the lower, which includes running the bowel, but heck, she's a babe, so I'll do the dirty work. Anyways we read the chart and start the evisceration. I notice on the external exam a bump alomg the inguinal area, upon blunt dissection I discover the pump to a penile prosthesis.
Karla is attempting to remove the upper block ( heart and lungs ) and I start pumping this guys 'Mr. Friendly', anyways,the patient is at full 'glory', I mean 'up' for the occassion, and this gentleman was very blessed in this area,I think I figured out why a pump was nessecitated!
Anyways,I look over at Karla who is cutting away,I say;"hey Karla...check this out!"....well!, she lets out a scream and her scapel flies from her hand and is now firmly embedded in the one-hour ceiling!! I take my scalpel, slice the pump....and down she goes!!!
You had to be there!! Funny stuff!!!
BACK TO RMIL!!!!
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