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To: Wigglesworth who wrote (2017)2/19/1998 12:59:00 AM
From: Death Sphincter  Read Replies (2) of 6021
 
MERRILL LYNCH ANALYST HOSPITALIZED WITH SPINE INJURY!!!!!

Reports are in that ML analyist Bruce D. Smith has been rushed to the emergency ward at an undisclosed New York hospital. An unnamed source says that Smith sustained a spinal injury from repeated back slapping from media types and fellow workers at Merrill Lynch....it is also reported that he may have recieved multiple wrist sprains from "high-fiving " himself at corporate headquarters. it is believed that Smith already suffered from carpaltunnel syndrom from his bizarre habit of continually pounding tables.

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