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Microcap & Penny Stocks : Universal Medical Sytems (UMSI)

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To: JPS who wrote (1166)2/19/1998 2:48:00 AM
From: Laurens   of 1672
 
JP,Wally. If I could blush, I would. Deeply touched
by your kind words.Coming just after the Valentine
Embroideries, my heart runneth over.
Although there were (fortunately) profitable
newsgroups for me, UMSI was always my favorite.
(I write was, because how long can UMSI still exist?)

I had this dream recently. Figure the scene. The Clearwater Threesome in court.MB is pleading: But Your Honor,we brought so much togetherness to so many we
duped,that should be worth at least ten years off?
Dennis the M. approaches:Your honor,my main dude : What fraud? I sold stock before it collapsed? How could I know it would collapse? What is that? Gimmeabreak.... leave my wife out of this .That poor baby.She has not been able to sleep since she misplaced our savings.
Any money left? Nahhh...we have to support the Church you know.
Up steps our Third Man: Honest, Your Grace. We could not
send any financials out.We all three were suffering from a rare and advanced case of Arrogantitis. And as any doc worth his scanner knows,if you suffer from such a dreadful
virus, you cannot concoct,sorry, write financials.
The judge looks at the Boyz, then looks at what seems like
a receipt.
Finally he speaketh:
As your judge,I say to you:Go forth and sin no more.As your emeritus preacher of our beloved Church,I say to you, thank you for your generous contributions.
See you all Sunday in church.



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Note to the Boyz: just jesting.We know you cannot
issue financials when you got that nasty virus.
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