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From: Tomato7/9/2024 1:42:02 PM
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I told my suitcases there would be no vacation this year.

Now I have to deal with all the emotional baggage.

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I heard that one of those "adult film" starlets was making a world record attempt in our town.

You know, the kind where she bumps uglies with as many men as possible in an hour.

Outraged, I went to see if I could do something about it. When I got to the hall where it was going on, I saw a queue of about 450 men waiting their turn. My stomach turned at the disgusting carnal display.

All of a sudden I was filled with righteous wrath and I set upon those lust-filled demons with the strength of twenty men. One after another the men in the queue were laid low by my mighty fists, as it was in the days of Samson.

And nobody was laughing when I was done. I guess I punched up the fuck line.
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