Kamala Unveils Campaign Slogan 'I'm With HAHAHA'
POLITICS·Jul 24, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources close to the Harris campaign have revealed her 2024 presidential race campaign slogan, which reads "I'm with HAHAHA."
"To be clear, we're not sure if this selection was intentional or if Ms. Harris simply began cackling while trying to say her new slogan," explained news anchor Jill McAdams. "Either way, the slogan is here to stay."
Strategists for the Harris campaign say that they hope the slogan will help appeal to all of those passionate 2016 Clinton voters while highlighting what makes Harris unique. "It's really a stroke of genius," said Gayle Brudel, a senior Harris PR staffer. "The new slogan capitalizes on the massive amount of public support for Hillary Clinton, while redirecting that attention toward our gal. It helps to remind everyone of one of Kamala's most recognizable and beloved trait --- that melodious, 115-decibel chortle."
The move has met with mixed reviews, with media outlets praising the slogan while many citizens ruptured their own eardrums at the mere thought of the Kamala cackle.
For her part, Vice President Harris explained the new signs would be a huge part of her campaign. "Yard signs are big pictures that you can put in your front yard," she explained calmly. "My yard sign has my face on it, because it's mine. And it has words on it, too. My words, the ones which I said using my mouth. HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
At publishing time, the Harris campaign had added a second yard sign option with the same slogan but with the added word, "FWEEDOM." |
