Evangelism
or
Revengalism
Orange Republicans want to talk about the border, about guns, about fraud or sexual assault.
They want to discuss the economy, they want to insult the woke, they have seen the source of all evil.
They want everyone to join hands and go back in time somewhere to where America was great.
They suggest we need to do something that happened before to make America "great again".
I suppose America is not great now because some Americans have conspired to make America not great.
So who should we hate for taking away the great in America?
All together now, unmarried women who have cats. (some religious folk still call these bitches witches)
I honestly did not know that single women with cat's were affecting democracy in America.
The only logical conclusion is that democracy is supported by married men with dog's.
In that case Joe Biden and Commander represent democracy's most vigorous defenders.
The MAGA Republican assault on reality continues, love Russia, dismiss multiple felony convictions.
Project 2025 is about controlling all women, not just childless women with cats, it is Wade owns Roe.
A felon convicted by different juries, a barely coherent liar and braggart is the re-imagined MAGA offering.
For actual lifelong Red Republicans, yellow fundamentalists who want to enslave women are offensive.
I can see a large swath of the Republican Party not showing up to vote, the ones not blaming witches.
I know the oranges pay a lot, they think their money is saving America, that is what the pleas say.
But are these Orange Republicans really that delusional?
Who do they imagine the newly convicted to be?
Do they imagine newly convicted Americans are going to turn up for a felon who promises revenge.
The same Americans who roundly rejected the MAGA Republican viewpoint the last time it was offered.
And then completely rejected the same orange fantasy screed in the mid-term elections.
I guess it could happen.
And pigs could fly. |
