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From: OldAIMGuy	9/6/2024 9:18:11 AM
	6 Recommendations Recommended By Broken_Clock IC720 Lance Bredvold longz Stan and 1 more member of 62548

In school the principal told me I’m failing atrociously. I said, I’m not even taking atrociously! What do you call a cub that grows up in rain? A drizzly bear. That same bear moved to Antarctica but was accused of being a bigot. Yeah, he made a glacial slur. Why can’t you keep a secret at a bank? Too many tellers. Why do dogs run in circles? It’s too hard to run in squares. What does an educated owl say? Whom! I never understood why they call fake teeth, dentures. Missed opportunity to call them substitooths. Someone broke into my home the other day, but all they did was wash the dishes. Cops say it was a clean getaway. It’s very rare that a Defibrillator fails but when it does… No one is shocked! And that’s me telling you this straight from the heart! Did you hear about the layoffs at the Morgue? I think they're just cutting Coroners.......

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