In the early 20th Century, Thomas Edison was spreading the word about electricity.
Once, while vacationing out West, he stopped at the Sioux reservation. Edison was shocked to learn that there was no indoor plumbing, and that he would have to use an
outhouse. In fact, he was told, the Sioux had to use the outhouse regardless of the weather.
To help the Sioux, Edison installed lights in the outhouse. With this kind act, he became the first person to wire a head for a reservation.
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One rancher has the largest bull in Texas and the second rancher has the best milking cow in the county.
They decide to mate the two and split the offspring between them.
They lead the bull to the cow, but the cow walk away disinterested. The bull tries to mount the cow, but the cow walks away and won’t let the bull get near her. The owners watch as the bulls repeated attempts are met with a cold response.
The bull’s owner leans over to the cow’s owner and asks, ”Did you get your cow from Ft. Worth?”
The cow’s owner, astonished, replies, “Yea, I did! How did you guess?”
“My wife is from Ft. Worth.”
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When asked "what's under the Kilt" the Scotsman replied:
"On a good day....lipstick” |
