I know some of you folks have been wondering why baby diapers have brand names such as "Luvs", "Huggies," and "Pampers', while undergarments for old people are called "Depends”.
Well here is the low down on the whole thing:
When babies crap in their pants, people are still gonna Luv’em, Hug'em and Pamper ‘em.
When old people do it, it "Depends" on who's in the will.
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A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen.” "
That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?”
"No," she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore, I chose "Carmen”.
"What's your name?" she asked.
He answered "B.J. Titsengolf.”
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If sex with three people is a threesome, and sex with two people is a twosome, it's no wonder people call me handsome.
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I find the most time consuming part of taking my dog for a walk is cleaning the crap off the treadmill. |
