What's difference between sex and pumpkin carving?
In one, you're trying to get the seeds OUT !
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In Little Johnny's english class, they learned about punctuation.
Johnny raised his hand, and asked, "Why are periods so important ?”
His teacher asked, " Why would you ask that ?”.
Johnny replied, " Well my sister said she missed her period, my dad starting
yelling, and my mom passed out !"
His teacher asked, " Why would you ask that ?”.
Johnny replied, " Well my sister said she missed her period, my dad starting
yelling, and my mom passed out !”
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What's the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine ?
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. |
