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To: Gauguin who wrote (7750)	2/20/1998 1:32:00 PM
From: Jacques Chitte	Read Replies (2) of 71178

Wow. That is a dazzling collage. Another glinting facet of the Collective that is Koyaanisrambi. Got a fish story for the thread, something told to me by a buddy who knows a guy who was a paramedic hereabouts. And you know some of those San Fran 911 calls can make for much beer consumed. (takes a deep draught, wipes lip, exhales a mighty sigh of pure malt-beverage goodness - ) Seems these two lads were exploring the outside of the envelope, sextoywise. They were using ~a trout. A frozen one. Well, in the heat of the - moment? - the fish began to thaw, and the scales started sticking up. This led to a fish inextricably located at the far end of our hero's digestive tract. So our panicked lovers call 911. Now procedure has it that a uniformed officer of the law precedes the paramedics to the scene. you never can tell. So our stalwart in blue arrives and takes in the tableau - one of em is dropped-trou, with the finny end of a trout semaphoring from the glutey end of the fella. The policeman, a veteran of goings-on in Babylon-by-the Bay, takes one good look, draws a breath and declares: "Son - [pause] you gotta learn to chew your food!"

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