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From: Tomato10/18/2024 2:47:15 PM
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I was convicted of committing lewd acts on fruit at the grocery store.

I got off on a peel.

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Scientists have confirmed that tuna ages five times faster than humans.

That’s because ..tuna half hours = 150 minutes.

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After trying many fruits and vegetables in my kids lunch, their favourite by far was sliced cucumber.



I don’t know if it was our fridge, but they only really stayed fresh for a few days.

This meant that at least twice a week I was stopping at the corner grocery store to just grab a couple cucumbers.

After a couple months it became obvious that I kept buying them from the same clerk.

The way he interacted with me also changed, giving me little smiles and sometimes a knowing wink and smile.

All of a sudden it hit me, and I felt embarrassed by what he was probably thinking.

The next time I went in I also grabbed a jar of Vaseline; hopefully I fixed this before he spread any rumours about me being a vegan.

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