Many years ago, Arnold Palmer’s family was at the zoo. They got to the elephants when the daughter noticed something odd so she looked at her mom and asked, "Mom what's that thing hanging down from the elephant?" Winnie answered, "That's his trunk.”
"No, in the back,” said the daughter .
"That's his tail.”
"No, underneath!”
Winnie blushed and said, "Oh that's nothing."
The daughter is confused, so she asked her dad. "Dad, what's that thing hanging down under the elephant?”
"Oh, that's his penis," Arnie replied.
"Why when I asked Mommy did she say it was nothing?"
"Oh, she's just spoiled.”
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Why did Winnie Palmer like to go to Burger King and not McDonalds?
Because she preferred whoppers.
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Arnold Palmer’s penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records until the librarian made him take it out. |
