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From: Tomato

10/23/2024 1:04:37 PM

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What's the difference between Vietnamese restaurant and an Indian restaurant ?

One is Pho-profit and other one is naan-profit.

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I'm not saying my wife is fat, but I got on top of her in bed last night, and my ears popped.
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I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Gemini and she's a bitch.
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Q: Why did God give women breasts?

A: So men would talk to them!
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Q: What do you call the space in between Pamela Anderson's breasts?

A: Silicon Valley.
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Q: What do you call a nanny with a breast implants?

A: A Faux pair.
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Q: What's blue and has 100 nipples?

A: The dumpster at the cancer surgery clinic.

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Q: Why was the mermaid wearing sea shells?

A: Her boobs were too big for B shells.

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