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From: Tomato

10/24/2024 9:55:03 PM

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Midget Jokes

Q: Why shouldn't you hire a midget chef? A: The steaks are too high.

Q: What do you call a Mexican midget? A: A paragraph cause he's too short to be an essay.

Q: Did you hear about the midget that got stoned? A: He could finally hold his head up high.

Q: Did you hear about the midget that overdosed on Viagra? A: He's a little stiff now!

I rear ended a midget with my car today.
He got out and said "I am not happy”;
Then I said, well than which dwarf are you?

Midget flag bearers have incredibly low standards.

I was going to write a joke about alcoholic midgets but I don't want to lower the bar.

I just saw a midget nun and all I could think was oh ye of little faith.

A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall but they were attracted to each other. After a few drinks they went back to the tall woman's apartment.

"I can't imagine what it will be like making love to a midget," said the woman, "especially with the size difference and all.”

"Just take off your clothes, lie back on the bed, spread your legs apart and close your eyes," said the midget.

The woman did as she was told and soon she felt the biggest thing she'd ever experienced inside her. Within a few minutes the woman had climaxed eight times.

"If you think that was good," said the midget with a smirk, "Just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!"

Two midgets are in Las Vegas and they have a little money left over, so they decide to go get some hookers.

So the one midget is in his bed and he can't get it up and he hears his friend going 1..2..3.. huh! 1..2..3.. huh! 1..2..3.. huh!

So they meet up at the buffet in the morning and they both look pretty sad so the one asks why so glum and he answers well i couldn't get it up but i don't get why you look so sad?

The other midget says what are you talking about?

"Well I heard you goin' 1..2..3.. huh! 1..2..3..huh! 1..2..3.. huh!”

So he replies "Are you kiddin? me i couldn't get on the fuckin' bed!"

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