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From: Tomato

11/8/2024 12:03:30 AM

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Two blondes walk into a tanning salon. The receptionist asks, "Are you two sisters?”

They chuckle and reply, " No, we aren't even Catholic.”

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I was recently involved in a skyjacking.
My wife gave me a hand job at 30,000 feet.

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I knew an arthritic contortionist who claimed disability benefits because he could no longer make ends meet.

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What sign did they just put up at the nudist colony?
SORRY, CLOTHED FOR THE WINTER

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