SI midnight Rag - Exclusive
Prologue:
I answered the phone only to hear some maniac yelling, "You hit the nail on the head. You are right. There is a connection between Slick Willie, Nasty and Larry showing up on the Flame thread, and the halt on Druss's only Canadian stock. Brilliant."
I casually scraped some pork-rind off of my teeth and asked, "Who the blue blazes is this?"
"Your editor", the voice replied.
"Yeah, right", I replied.
"You have to do this story, Only you have the decorum and taste to treat this with the proper respect it deserves."
"Uh-huh, right," I replied. "Who are you really."
"Your editor and you will do this story - it needs telling."
"Uh-huh, right - call me tommorrow."
"Remember the SIMR New Years Eve party? You,lorrie, and the chicken went outside for awhile to catch some fresh air? I have pictures."
"I think you are right. This deserves the attention of SIMR. Where do I start?"
"Your first contact is a person code-named the Kaptain."
Such is the beginning of a story that will rival Watergate. In my investigations, I uncovered links between ruthless stock barons,Washington,members of the 'Bohemian Cluster Buck' and tentacles even into Canada.
To be continued.... |
