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From: Tomato	11/18/2024 12:03:28 PM
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What do you call a man who doesn't cheat on his wife when he's away on business? An astronaut -- A blonde gets off the phone and says to her husband, who asked who had called: "It must have been from a ship, because it was from a woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.” — After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Jack woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when he realized he had made it home safely. — The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!” — I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.

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