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From: Tomato	11/23/2024 12:06:50 PM
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How do you know when a male porn star is working at the gas station? Right before the gas stops pumping, he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car. — A gynecologist notices that a new patient is nervous. While putting on the latex gloves, he asks her if she knows how they make latex gloves. The patient says no. The doctor says, "There is a plant in Mexico full of latex that people of various hand sizes dip their hands into and let them dry. She does not crack a smile, but later she laughs. The doctor says, "What's so funny?" She says, "I'm imagining how they make condoms.” — A man goes to the doctor and asks for birth control pills for his 14 year old daughter. The doctor says "You have a sexually active 14 year old daughter?” The man says "No she just lays there like her mother.” — You never know how many people are out jogging early in the morning till you back out of your driveway with frost covered windows.

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