Went to Spain a couple of years ago to see an authentic Bull fight and afterward me and the wife went to a restaurant that was recommended to us. I looked around the tables to see what everyone was eating because I couldn't order off of the menu since we couldn't read nor speak the language.
I told the waiter that we would have whatever the diners next to us were having but the waiter said "No senor, those are the testicles of the bull and we only have a limited amount after a bull fight. So he recommended that we make reservations for next year, that way, we would be guaranteed a serving of testicles.
The next year, we went to the same restaurant and true to our reservation, we were seated looking forward to the gigantic and tasty testicles. But when our dinner came, our plate had two small round balls covered in sauce. "What's up with this?" I asked. The waiter replied, "sometimes the bull wins.”
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It's raining nickels and dimes today.
( climate change )
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My Dad texted me just before my wedding:
"To my dear son, today is the day you will cherish for the all
the days of your life, my best wishes and best love, Dad."
I texted him back, "Thanks Dad, but the wedding isn't until tomorrow."
Dad replied "I know.”
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A man went to his doctor and said:
"I'm thinking about having a vasectomy."
"That's a pretty big decision," said the doctor. "Have you talked it over with your family?"
"Yeah, and they're in favor of it, fifteen to two.” |
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