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From: Tomato11/26/2024 1:40:48 PM
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Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy?

He did OK for a while, then his business fell off.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a pair of sunglasses?

The sunglasses sit higher on your face.

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What's the difference between a 18yr. old prostitute and a 90yr. old prostitute ?

One uses vaseline and the other uses polygrip.

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A drunk lady walks into a tattoo parlor demanding a tattoo of her favorite boxers, turns out she is a huge boxing fan.

She asked to have mike tysons face on her upper thigh right next to her bush and then she wanted george forman on her other thigh.

When it was time to pay for her new ink she complained that they where not very good and did not look like the two boxers, the pissed-off artist told her to ask someone else, so they go outside and ask some dude walking by what he thought .

So she pulls down her pants so he can get a good look and he says lady I don't know who them two are but that's don king in the center.
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