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Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only

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From: Tomato11/27/2024 12:40:29 AM
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A guy went to a costume party stark naked except for a jam jar on his penis.

A woman asked: "What are you dressed as?"

"A fireman"

"I don't understand," she said.

He explained: "You break the glass,pull the knob, and I'll come as fast as I can !”

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An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat

down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked,

"Going to a party?"

"Yeah," the man answered, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life."

"But you look like Abe Lincoln," protested the barkeep.

"That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago.”



Q: What is the dirtiest line said on television in the 1950s?

A: "Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night.”
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