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From: Tomato	11/28/2024 6:14:56 PM
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Q. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost? A. A poultry-geist. -- Why do Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants up? 'Cause they wear their belts on their hats! What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy! What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey? Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!! What is the Turkey's favorite black tie celebration? The Butter Ball What do you get when you cross a turkey, the beach, and Broomhilda? A turkey sand-witch What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside Why do turkeys eat so little? Because they are always stuffed Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off. What key has legs and can't open doors? Tur-key. What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, hubble, hubble. How do you keep a turkey in suspense? I'll tell you at Christmas.

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