SI
SI
discoversearch

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor.  We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community.  If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.
Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only

 Public ReplyPrvt ReplyMark as Last ReadFilePrevious 10Next 10PreviousNext  
From: Tomato11/29/2024 7:44:48 PM
   of 6602
 
My girlfriend told me if I turned out the light, I could put it in her butt.

I probably should have waited for the bulb to cool.



The husband asked, “Why are all the potatoes burnt to a crisp?”

His wife replied, “Because today is Black Fry Day.”



The old man is lying in the hospital bed. Feeling that these may be the last moments of his life, he says to his wife:

"I always felt that our fifth child was different from the others. Tell me the truth, does he have a different father?"

Wife: "Yes..."

Husband: "Who's the father?"

Wife: "You are.”



How does Davy Crockett like his pie.

Alamo’d.

(It’s to die for)
Report TOU ViolationShare This Post
 Public ReplyPrvt ReplyMark as Last ReadFilePrevious 10Next 10PreviousNext