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From: Tomato	11/30/2024 2:14:40 PM
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What do you call a man with Parkinson's disease who shaves? Nick -- What do you call a quadriplegic man in a stream? Eddy -- What do you call a quadriplegic woman who gives good head? Partially disabled — Paddy's wife went to the doctor's for a checkup. Afterwards the doctor told her: "I must inform you that you have a fissure in your uterus, and if you ever have a baby it will be a miracle.” When she got home, she told Paddy: "Hey, you're not going to believe this. I went to the doctor and he said: "You have a fish in your uterus, and if you have a baby, it will be a mackerel.” — I just watched a movie about this guy who experienced amazing revelations while eating his cereal. It was called "Breakfast Epiphanies.”

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