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From: Tomato12/2/2024 2:08:13 PM
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Customer: "Do you have anything for dry skin ?"

Pharmacist: “Aloe”

Customer: “Hi, do you have anything for dry skin ?”



Whenever I attend a funeral I don’t know what to do….

My friend suggests:

Just say sorry for your loss and move on.

Apparently, I wasn’t supposed to say move on.



My best friend got mad at me for sniffing his sister’s panties - while she was still wearing them.

Completely ruined the rest of her funeral for me!



A guy woke up with 3 testicles and he went to see the doctor.

But he was too embarrassed to tell the doctor directly so he said, "Hey Doc, me and you together, we have 5 balls.”

The doctor replies, "What?! You have 4 balls?!"
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