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Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only

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From: Tomato12/4/2024 2:52:41 PM
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Damn girl, are you from Egypt ?

Cuz A-frican love you.



I hope we don't get into a war with China.

They have a wonton disregard for human life.



Bold Pick-up Lines:

- You with those curves, and me with no brakes..............................

- Nice legs - what time do they open?

- My face is leaving in 15 minutes.................be on it.

- Why don't we go back to my place and do the things I'm going to tell people we did anyway?

- I want to kiss you passionately on the lips and then move up to your belly button.

- If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you in-between the holidays?

- I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into a cheap motel.

- I love every bone in your body - especially mine.

- Do you work for the post office? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

- You're like a championship bass. I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.
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