Did you hear about the golfer who played on Christmas day and hit a birdie?
It was a partridge on a par 3.
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Teacher: "Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?"
Little Johnny: Drin-king, smo-king, and fuc-king.
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Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in
search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks
in and catches his folks in the act.
Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsey ride!
Daddy, can I ride on your back?" Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking
more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his
stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty
soon mommy starts moaning and gasping.
Johnny cries out, "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the
milkman usually get bucked off!” |
