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From: Tomato	12/19/2024 8:41:41 PM
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What kind of triangle is a tortilla chip ? An i-salsa-less triangle. — We can't let Elon mess with Christmas. He'll probably want to call it Xmas or some nonsense. — More Christmas Riddles Q. Where does a snowman keep his money? A. In a snow bank. Q. Why do mummies like Christmas so much? A. Because of all the wrapping! Q. What goes in a chimney red and comes out of it black? A. Santa Claus. Q. How do you scare a snowman? A. You get a hairdryer! Q. What do they sing under the ocean during the winter? A. Christmas Corals! Q. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? A. Nothing, it was on the house! Q. What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies? A. Santa's burps! Q. Who says "Oh, Oh, Oh!"? A. Santa walking backwards! Q. What nationality is Santa Claus? A. North Polish. Q. Why was Santa's helper depressed? A. He had low elf esteem. Q. What's a good holiday tip? A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter. Q. What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents? A. Silent Night. Q. Why does Santa have three gardens ? A. So he can go HOE HOE HOE. Q. What does Santa clean his sleigh with? A. Comet. Q. What do you get when you deep fry Santa Claus? A. Crisp Kringle.

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