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From: Tomato	12/22/2024 5:59:30 PM
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"It is better to have loved a short man, than never to have loved a tall.” - Learning to love yourself is important. Just don't let your wife catch you doing it. — A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, go to his house for an early afternoon quickie. "Don't worry," he assures her, "my wife is out of town on a business trip, so there's no risk." As one thing leads to another, the woman reaches into her purse and suddenly gasps, "We have to stop! I forgot to bring birth control!" "No problem," he replies, "I'll get my wife's diaphragm." After a few minutes of searching, he returns to the bedroom in a fury. "That witch!" he exclaims. "She took it with her! I always knew she didn't trust me!” — The reason women don't propose to men: As soon as she gets down on her knees the man unzips his pants.

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