It must suck having gay parents.
You either get twice the normal amount of dad jokes or stuck in an endless loop of go ask your mother.
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I accidentally squirted some ketchup in my eyes..
Now I have Heinzsight.
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Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts
around Home Depot when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that.
I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying
attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence.
I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and
I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other.
What does your wife look like?
The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall,
with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's
wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?"
The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's
look for yours.”
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When my uncle was dying,his wife Marge
and his sister Tina were grieving at his bedside. He turned to them and whispered: "Don't cry for me, Marge and Tina.”
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