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From: Tomato	12/26/2024 9:15:19 PM
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My son has a new anorexic girlfriend. He's seeing less and less of her. -- I'm going on a blind date tonight. I hope our dogs get along. -- I was engaged once to a girl with a wooden leg, but she broke it off. — A blonde goes into the gynecologist. When he asks her what the problem is she replies, "Something is extremely wrong. I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina!" He takes a look and laughs, "Dear, those aren't stamps. Those are stickers from bananas.” — I recently got fired from my job in a Salvation Army soup kitchen. All I said was: "Hurry up all of you, some of us have homes to go to.” - A friend of mine lost his job when the lumber company he worked for downsized. They got rid of the dead wood. - Robinson Crusoe pioneered the 40-hour work week. He had all the work done by Friday. - I was fired from my job as a theater designer. I tried to leave without making a scene.

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